{"id":17542,"date":"2019-05-28T15:22:27","date_gmt":"2019-05-28T14:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/?p=17542"},"modified":"2019-05-29T12:27:07","modified_gmt":"2019-05-29T11:27:07","slug":"atelier-decriture-la-recette-de-la-colere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/?p=17542","title":{"rendered":"[ Atelier d&rsquo;\u00e9criture ] La recette de la col\u00e8re"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p style=\"text-align:center\"><strong>La recette de la col\u00e8re<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Les ingr\u00e9dients\u00a0: <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un bon paquet de nerfs<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un peu de\nlarmes de crocodile<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1kg d\u2019objets\ncass\u00e9s<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Une\nlouche de vilains mots <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Une cuill\u00e8re\n\u00e0 caf\u00e9 de hurlements <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Beaucoup\nde \u00ab&nbsp;non&nbsp;\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour obtenir une \u00e9norme col\u00e8re, il faut une grosse marmite avec des flammes dessous. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M\u00e9langer un bon paquet de nerfs avec un peu de larmes de crocodile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ensuite, incorporer beaucoup de \u00ab&nbsp;non&nbsp;\u00bbet faire flamber. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enfin,\najouter 1kg d\u2019objets cass\u00e9s et une louche de vilains mots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Remplir les assiettes \u00e0 ras bord et saupoudrer d&rsquo;une cuill\u00e8re \u00e0 caf\u00e9 de hurlements.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bon app\u00e9tit&nbsp;! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La recette de la col\u00e8re Les ingr\u00e9dients\u00a0: Un bon paquet de nerfs Un peu de larmes de crocodile 1kg d\u2019objets cass\u00e9s Une louche de vilains mots Une cuill\u00e8re \u00e0 caf\u00e9 de hurlements Beaucoup de \u00ab&nbsp;non&nbsp;\u00bb Pour obtenir une \u00e9norme col\u00e8re, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/?p=17542\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-actualites","category-dinamo1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.imelasavoie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}